The perfect solution for dealing with terrorists.
May 14, 2007 22:42:17 GMT -5
Post by tag on May 14, 2007 22:42:17 GMT -5
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The perfect solution for dealing with terrorists.
This is my solution for dealing with suspected terrorists or home grown terrorists.
Give them a job…yip that’s it, give them a job they can’t refuse…a government job with all the perks and benefits.
Now why would I say that?
Well any cop can tell you that the charges for being on someone’s property are much different than for someone being inside someone’s property, or leaving property with stolen goods.
So like I say make them an offer they can’t refuse, a government job,
Hell, send them to the top of the list, train them, and give them the answers to the test questions.
Then you can watch them in your own home, using your own rules that they agreed to when you hired them!
You know were they are for eight hours a day you can monitor there computers there phone calls, hell you can even watch them take a dump.
And they also give you the right to investigate them!
Plus you can feed them crap info, and if they pass it on you have them, with no harm done.
And if they don’t pass it on, well no harm done.
Plus you can get closer to them and there friends, as a work buddy.
It is so simple it is scary.
Even if they are brain dead, you can invent an excuse for them to be in sensitive areas, getting paid big money, perhaps as a helper, and they pay taxes!
There you go, so easy it could work, who could pass up a cushy government job and a title, and a massive pension and benefits…even a terrorist wouldn’t be that dumb.
Then you have them by the bag, in your home by you rules that they agreed to, lets see them try slipping that noose off.