I am Canadian

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA


> 1. Smarties
>
> 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
>
> 3. The size of our football fields and one less down
>
> 4. Baseball is Canadian
>
> 5. Lacrosse is Canadian
>
> 6. Hockey is Canadian
>
> 7. Basketball is Canadian
>
> 8. Apple pie is Canadian
>
> 9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
>
> 10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
>
> 11. In the War of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
> Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and
> most of Washington, under the Command of William Lyon MacKenzie King who
> was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran
> away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.
>
> 12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
> Germany.
>
> 13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered
> or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
>
> 14. Our Civil War was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an
> hour.
>
> 15. The only person who was arrested in our Civil War was an American
> mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing, but showed up just
> in time to get caught.
>
> 16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
>
> 17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface
> and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
>
> 18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
> under 3 minutes.
>
> 19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
>
> 20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
>
> 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
> penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
> countless lives each year.
>
> 22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
> about it.
>
> 23. A Canadian invented Superman.
>
> 24. We have coloured money.
>
> 25. Our beer advertisements kick ass!!!
>
> BUT MOST
> IMPORTANT!
>
> 26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with
> mitts on.
>
> OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
>
> 27. And we don't bomb our allies.
>
> oh yeah...
>
> 28. and our elections only take one day.
>
> Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!
>
> I AM CANADIAN!!!

[sasquatch]

You mean Kings County?----Canada's moonshine capital?

[proudtobeadp]

The term "I am a Canadian" evokes thoughts of being proudly Canadian and of Canadian citizenship but then if that were true??Why does the Government of Canada specifically their department, Service Canada not call you a citizen but does call you "a Client" And Service Canada also has turned what was your social insurance number that also implies citizenship into what they Service Canada now call your "client number"?

Obviously Canada no longer has regards for citizens and now regards we the people, the countries real Canadians and naturalized Canadians and landed immigrants as some commercial money making thing know in business circles as "clients". Canada has become a country of clients, not citizens and just look how all the different levels of government and their taxes structures fleace you at source and then afterward with what is left over. Clients we have become so Am I really a Canadian?? Obviously not because in the workings of dark shadows we have emerged as "Clients". And since you can't leave without a hearing your also now a "Prisoner" where taxation is more important than your existance. ;D

[canadianbass]

I hate to say some of the info posted is miss lead and incorrect,I think some research needs to be done on a few of the topics.. And yes family does marry family in Canada especially in Quebec..hehe... But no matter being a Canadian stay proud....

[proudtobeadp]

Different strokes for different folks is what Canada is really what its all about. Just think of Bountifull, BC and how does any close intramarriage in Quebec really think of that one? Seems to be in some places in this country getting 72 virgins doesn't require throwing a bomb around some desert country anymore, it is all possible only using a smile here and a nod there. Governments here should give the man an Order of Canada medal for breeding more taxpayers for more future wasted by government tax dollars and empire building. There are slimeballs in this country only from whose perspective your hearing it from, you know!