TAXES
Sept 9, 2007 19:46:22 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2007 19:46:22 GMT -5
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> >
> >Tax his land,
> >Tax his bed,
> >Tax the table
> >At which he's fed.
> >
> >Tax his tractor,
> >Tax his mule,
> >Teach him taxes
> >Are the rule.
> >
> >Tax his cow,
> >Tax his goat,
> >Tax his pants,
> >Tax his coat.
> >
> >Tax his ties,
> >Tax his shirt,
> >Tax his work,
> >Tax his dirt.
> >
> >Tax his tobacco,
> >Tax his drink,
> >Tax him if he
> >Tries to think.
> >
> >Tax his cigars,
> >Tax his beers,
> >If he cries, then
> >Tax his tears.
> >
> >Tax his
> >car,
> >Tax his gas,
> >Find other ways
> >To tax his ass
> >
> >Tax all he has
> >Then let him know
> >That you won't be done
> >Till he has no dough.
> >
> > When he screams and hollers,
> >Then tax him some more,
> >Tax him till
> >He's good and sore.
> >
> >Then tax his coffin ,
> >Tax his grave,
> >Tax the sod in
> >Which he's laid.
> >
> >Put these words
> >upon his tomb,
> >" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
> >
> >When he's gone,
> >Do not relax,
> >Its time to apply
> >The inheritance tax.
> >
> >Accounts Receivable Tax
> >Building Permit Tax
> >CDL license Tax
> >Cigarette Tax
> >Corporate Income Tax
> >Dog License Tax
> >Excise Taxes
> >Federal Income Tax
> >Federal Unemployment Tax
> >Fishing License Tax
> >Food License Tax
> >Fuel Permit Tax
> >Gasoline Tax
> >Gross Receipts Tax
> >Hunting License Tax
> >Inheritance Tax
> >Inventory Tax
> >Liquor Tax
> >Luxury
> >Taxes
> >Marriage License Tax
> >Medicare Tax
> >Personal Property Tax
> >Property Tax
> >Real Estate Tax
> >Service Charge Tax
> >Social Security Tax
> >Road Usage Tax
> >Sales Tax
> >Recreational Vehicle Tax
> >School Tax
> >Income Tax
> >Unemployment Tax
> >Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> >Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
> >Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
> >Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> >Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> >Telephone Provincial and Local tax
> >Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> >Utility Taxes
> >Vehicle License Registration Tax
> >Vehicle Sales Tax
> >Watercraft Registration Tax
> >Well Permit Tax
> >Workers Compensation Tax
> >
> >STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
> >
> > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
> >was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national
> >debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
> >raise the kids.
> >
> >What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
> >
> >And.... I still have to "press 1" for English.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> >
> >Tax his land,
> >Tax his bed,
> >Tax the table
> >At which he's fed.
> >
> >Tax his tractor,
> >Tax his mule,
> >Teach him taxes
> >Are the rule.
> >
> >Tax his cow,
> >Tax his goat,
> >Tax his pants,
> >Tax his coat.
> >
> >Tax his ties,
> >Tax his shirt,
> >Tax his work,
> >Tax his dirt.
> >
> >Tax his tobacco,
> >Tax his drink,
> >Tax him if he
> >Tries to think.
> >
> >Tax his cigars,
> >Tax his beers,
> >If he cries, then
> >Tax his tears.
> >
> >Tax his
> >car,
> >Tax his gas,
> >Find other ways
> >To tax his ass
> >
> >Tax all he has
> >Then let him know
> >That you won't be done
> >Till he has no dough.
> >
> > When he screams and hollers,
> >Then tax him some more,
> >Tax him till
> >He's good and sore.
> >
> >Then tax his coffin ,
> >Tax his grave,
> >Tax the sod in
> >Which he's laid.
> >
> >Put these words
> >upon his tomb,
> >" Taxes drove me to my doom..."
> >
> >When he's gone,
> >Do not relax,
> >Its time to apply
> >The inheritance tax.
> >
> >Accounts Receivable Tax
> >Building Permit Tax
> >CDL license Tax
> >Cigarette Tax
> >Corporate Income Tax
> >Dog License Tax
> >Excise Taxes
> >Federal Income Tax
> >Federal Unemployment Tax
> >Fishing License Tax
> >Food License Tax
> >Fuel Permit Tax
> >Gasoline Tax
> >Gross Receipts Tax
> >Hunting License Tax
> >Inheritance Tax
> >Inventory Tax
> >Liquor Tax
> >Luxury
> >Taxes
> >Marriage License Tax
> >Medicare Tax
> >Personal Property Tax
> >Property Tax
> >Real Estate Tax
> >Service Charge Tax
> >Social Security Tax
> >Road Usage Tax
> >Sales Tax
> >Recreational Vehicle Tax
> >School Tax
> >Income Tax
> >Unemployment Tax
> >Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> >Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
> >Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
> >Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
> >Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
> >Telephone Provincial and Local tax
> >Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> >Utility Taxes
> >Vehicle License Registration Tax
> >Vehicle Sales Tax
> >Watercraft Registration Tax
> >Well Permit Tax
> >Workers Compensation Tax
> >
> >STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
> >
> > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
> >was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national
> >debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
> >raise the kids.
> >
> >What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
> >
> >And.... I still have to "press 1" for English.