Post by 🍁 CDN 🍁 on Nov 19, 2009 12:14:45 GMT -5
At first I thought this was funny.... Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land. Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor.Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work.Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow and tax his goat.
Tax his pants, his shoes and coat.
Tax his ties. Tax his shirt,
Tax his work.. Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco. Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, wines and beers.
If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car. Tax his gas,
Tax until you've got all he has.
When he screams tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin.Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone do not relax,
It's time to apply inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro (Debt repayment tax)
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
-- and in 2010 the HST
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened??
Tax his land. Tax his bed,
Tax the table at which he's fed.
Tax his tractor.Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work.Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow and tax his goat.
Tax his pants, his shoes and coat.
Tax his ties. Tax his shirt,
Tax his work.. Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco. Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, wines and beers.
If he cries tax his tears.
Tax his car. Tax his gas,
Tax until you've got all he has.
When he screams tax him some more,
Tax him till he's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin.Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone do not relax,
It's time to apply inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro (Debt repayment tax)
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
-- and in 2010 the HST
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened??
